Perks of being over 70…
1.No one expects you to remember……..
2.In a hostage situation,
you are likely to bereleased first.
3.No one expectsyou to run —anywhere.
4.People call at 9 PMand ask,‘Did I wake you?’
5.People no longerview you as ahypochondriac.
6.There is nothing leftto learn the hard way.
7.Things you buy nowwon’t wear out.
8.You can eatsupper at 4 PM.
9.You can livewithout sexbut not your glasses.
10.You get intoheated argumentsabout pension plans.
11.You no longer thinkof speed limitsas a challenge.
12.You quit tryingto hold
your stomach inno matter who walksinto the room.
13.You sing alongwith elevator music.
14.Your eyeswon’t getmuch worse.
15.Your investmentin health insuranceis finally beginningto pay off.
16.Your joints are more
accurate meteorologiststhan the nationalweather service.
17.Your secrets are safewith your friendsbecause they can’tremember them either.
18.Your supply of brain cells is finally
down to a manageable size.
19.You can’t rememberwho sent you this list.
And you noticethese are allin big printfor your convenience.
ONE MORE THING:
20.
You ….. ah…um….
(I forget the last one).0
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